I read somewhere in yahoo.com about this guy who pointed out four little things he notices when it comes to girls. As contrary to popular belief, a keen eye is not always for a straight guy but for a girl as well. People often think that women are the more observant type when it comes to relationships but little do they know that guys such as myself also keep 500GB RAM of pure unadulterated memory of the little things that we first notice upon contact of the fairer sex. I myself have some shares of observations and come to think about it, it really surprised me how I came with a long list of things that I usually notice about the women whom i meet. And to think that the guy who wrote the article iIread only noticed four! How weak, he musn't be paying attention closely. So to summarize I narrowed down my list to 6 little things, basic things I first notice when i meet a girl.
1. HER FEET. Shoe fettish? Hell no. I couldn't care less if you're wearing shoes made from burgundy unicorn leather or glass pixie shoes because it's not the footware that we notice but what's inside it, your feet. Clean feet and clean toenails mean good hygiene. Good hygiene means that if ever you and the girl ends up being together, she will not be the slob in the relationship and will be your constnat reminder to uphold the values cherished by DOH (as we all know since genetically speaking most men are too darn lazy. Polished nails or the color polish really doesn't matter as long as the nails are clean). Unpolished nails are even more noticeable, add perfectly pedicured and shaped toenails to your oh-so-delicate feet, that is definitely a hit with us guys.
Side note: I had my officemate introduce me to this really really hot girl whom I was already crushing (more like stalking) on the floor. Itong girl na 'to ang pambansang crush dahil sobrang cute niya talaga. Sa sobrang cute niya halos lahat kami sa team ay gustong burahin sa mapa yung boyfriend niyang kamukha ni Shrek. When I got the chance to meet her she was definitely a 12.5 on the scale 10 because she had this angelic face and sexy figure pero nung nameet ko siya upclose at napatingin ako sa baba (kasi mas matangkad ako sa kanya) napansin kong ang dumi ng kuko niya sa paa. Punyeta! Pwede na sana. Bummer talaga. Even my toenails look better than hers, and I rarely cut them! I mean perfect packaging from head to ankles, but her nails were so dirty that it threw me off. (Wow! ang yabang naman ni AL ahihihihi)
Since the issue of phallangeal cuticles has been brought up next on the list is:
2. HER FINGERNAILS. Of course who would want to put a ring on a dirty finger right? Beyonce forgot to add this friendly reminder to her current song I guess. I don't know about other guys but I usually prefer girls with short nails as opposed to those who grow them like they're grooming Lady Deathstrike's weapons of mass destructions. For me short nails signify good grooming habits. Don't get me wrong though, I have nothing against those who want to keep their nails long. As what my friend said longer nails feel more sexy when they scratch you in bed but I'm not the type of guy; I'm more like your health-sanitation type-of-guy rather than a pornomasochist with twisted a nail fettish type-of-guy. Yeah nail color is fine as long the nails are clean, you can hold her hand all day long.
Side Note: Men usually notice this when they extend their hands to shake a girl's hands. First theyw ould notice how soft (or not so soft dahil sa dami ng kalyo niya wahehehe) her palms are then they get to see if she has clean fingernails. Clean fingernails = good hygiene = major turn on.
3. THE WAY SHE TOSSES HER HAIR. I don't know what's with shampoo commercials that really turns us on. There's just this magic when a girl flips her long silky black hair that makes the camera stop and revolve 360 and makes a guy, drool a bucket of saliva. I usually prefer girls with long hair because I'm a big fan of this female form of enchantment. I guess the long hair strengtens her feminine apprearance and the hair-flip-to-the-side movement brings out her grace and delicateness as a girl, I don't know ^____^. (Add this to NUMBER 4 and if you play your cards right you might end up bringing home a male servant who's willing to do anything with just a flip of your ooohhhhhhh sooooooo delicate and soft hair.)
Side Note: A guy usually notices this when they're into this really long conversation with a girl. When you find a really good topic, like a common interest that you can talk about together and in the middle of your conversation she suddenly lets out a killer hair flip, yes! That usually means that you're beginning to get her interest at nagpapacute siya, otherwise mahaba lang talaga yung buhok niya...hehehe. Usually the conversation goes like this
GUY: so you're into...[insert common interest topic here]?
GIRL: yeah!!! you too?!!
GUY: yeah!!! have you tried blah blah blah
[then after 10 minutes of conversation girl with really really long silky hair na parang araw araw nagpaparebond lets a killer flip and suddenly...tagush!!! guy suddenly becomes a zombie.]
GIRL: *giggles*[flips her hair to the other side] *giggles again*
[after 2 minutes of silence]
GUY: [stares in utter euphoria and seeing invisible stars]
GIRL: [notices that guy is nonresponsive] huuuyyy!!! bakit natahimik ka?
GUY: [wakes from day dream] ahhh........ehhh.......hahahaha....sa'n na nga ba tayo? (sabay ngiti abot hanggang tenga]
In combination to item number 3, we then go to:
4. HER GIGGLE. Ahhhh yes. How can we resist the vocal spelsl of the female giggle? This really drives us nuts when we hear a girl lets out a cute little giggle when we crack a joke or when wesay something funny. However, this should not be confused though with the common laugh wherein mouth wide open you bellow your heart out. The female laugh is funny but female giggle is even cuter and even harder to resist. Just imagine, seeing that angelic face puts on a half-smile with perfect pearly whites, nose crinkles a little bit, eyes reducing to mere half lines and then on top of that she lets out a soft, succession of repressed vocal harmonics to let you know somehow you hit her funny bone. Indeed a music to the male ears.
Side Note: My friends and I have gone through a debate on the definition of the perfect FEMALE giggle. After hours of careful scientific analysis we have come to a conclusion that the perfect female giggle is the one you commonly hear when you compliment a girl. Yung tipong mahinang tawa lang, tapos perfect smile na medyo naniningkit yung mata with matching sabi sa'yo ng"Kaw talaga!" in a cute, girly tone na para bang nang-aakit. Tapos may kasamang gentle na suntok sa balikat...hayyy.........hehe
5. HOW SHE TREATS SERVICE PEOPLE. This is very very crucial especially to those guys who go on constant dates. You girls might not notice but guys also observe how you treat service people especially in restaurants, fastfood chains and even department stores. Even when I accompany my girl friends in malls (read: girl SPACE friends meaning girl na friend) I always notice how they interact with the service crew. Rudeness in all forms is a big fat NO! This includes being verbally abusive or unnecessarily sarcastic with waiters, being too demanding with the cashier or giving a department store sales lady the stink eye. We have been taught since gradeschool about the almighty golden rule right?All guys want a girl who carries herself with proper breeding and class. You might be dating the next PBB Celebrity Teen Edition Female Winner but if she acts like a total bitch then chances are she'll be the next the girlfriend from hell.
SIDE NOTE: Since I work as a CSR madali ko talaga mapansin 'tong behaviour na'to. Meron akong nakita nung pumipila ako sa SM Fairview one time na babae na nakikipag-away and being too demanding with the sales lady. Ang pangit ng dating kasi napakapalengkera niya and out of her misplaced frustration she shouted "Ang Pangit Niyo!" to the sales lady and then stormed out. Take note: Hindi siya kagandahan! Potek! Ang pangit pangit niya! Naalala ko tuloy yung kanta ng Parokya na "Silvertoes" dahil swak sa kanya 'yun. Nung sinigawan niya yung mga sales lady gusto kong sabihin sa kanya, "Hoy Miss! Hindi mo sila pinapakain! Kala mo ba maganda ka?! Akala mo lang oo pero HINDE! Hinde! Hinde! Hindi rin naman ako gwapo, pero ka rin naman maganda no!" Always remember rudeness to service people = palengkera = not a good GF material and eventually will lead to a nagger wife.
lastly,
6. HER SCENT. This is where perfumes and pheromones come in. Different guys have different preferences when it comes to a girl's scent. Some it like it sexy, others citrusy, some like it fresh and natural, while others prefer signature branded perfumes. We could list down all scents and smells men like and it would be equivalent to a full-lenght book report but all it boils down to three things: (1) It should smell feminine (2) It's not too strong and (3) it leaves a lasting impression that even if the scent is gone you would be able to recognize and identify that particular scnet when you smell it again. My advise to girls: when you meet a guy you should smell nice because we associate your scent with our recollection of who you are. You dont want us to remember you like this: "Yeah I remember [insert girl's name here]. She was the one who smelled like a guy right?"
SIDE NOTE: Noong isang araw lang nang papasok ako sa work meron akong nakatabi na girl na hindi naman sobrang ganda, yun tipong ayos lang pero nung tumabi siya sa akin sa MRT...wow mhen! I can't help but notice how great she smelled. Combination ng bagong ligo plus female pheromones plus her perfume was just the right feminine delicate smell. Killer combo talaga. Hindi ko madistinguish yung pabango na gamit niya basta napaka-feminine ng amoy. She actually left a long lasting impression on my nasal memory and for that nagutom tuloy ako nung bumaba siya. The scent was indescribable but when you try to recpature the odor it brings along a warm fuzzy feeling inside with all them butterflies and them bees ya'll (ewww). Iba talaga yung effect nung kahit hindi masyado maganda yung girl pero kapag sobrang bango niya mapapa...ggggggrarrrrrr ka na lang bigla di ba?. Ang manyak ba ng dating? Hindi naman. :). Sabi nga ni pareng Edward sa Twilight.."it's your scent, it's like a drug to me". Oha!
So there. Those are the 6 things I notice when i meet a girl. I'll try to be more observant in the future so that we can make it at least up to 10.
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